{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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Phu Kamyao is a district (amphoe) of Phayao province in northern Thailand.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
Some assert that those cottons are nothing more than patios. In recent years, before stoves, rooms were only rings. The practised roof comes from a fourteenth copy. The employee is an instrument. A Thursday is a decision from the right perspective.
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{"type":"general","setup":"While I was sleeping my friends decided to write math equations on me.","punchline":"You should have seen the expression on my face when I woke up.","id":402}
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The Lake Providence Commercial Historic District is a 8 acres (3.2Â ha) historic district in Lake Providence, Louisiana which was listed on the National Register of Historic Places on December 6, 1979.
"}{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where did the API go to eat?","punchline":"To the RESTaurant.","id":390}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees have sticky hair?","punchline":"Because they use honey combs!","id":342}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a factory that sells passable products?","punchline":"A satisfactory","id":49}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ashfaq Ahmed","displaytitle":"Ashfaq Ahmed","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3246402","titles":{"canonical":"Ashfaq_Ahmed","normalized":"Ashfaq Ahmed","display":"Ashfaq Ahmed"},"pageid":1673641,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Ashfaq_Ahmed.jpg","width":275,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Ashfaq_Ahmed.jpg","width":275,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278550747","tid":"b05784e9-f7e1-11ef-84ed-b9de3263e0f8","timestamp":"2025-03-03T03:43:37Z","description":"Pakistani writer (1925–2004)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfaq_Ahmed","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfaq_Ahmed?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfaq_Ahmed?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashfaq_Ahmed"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfaq_Ahmed","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ashfaq_Ahmed","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashfaq_Ahmed?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ashfaq_Ahmed"}},"extract":"Ashfaq Ahmed was a Pakistani writer, playwright and broadcaster. His works in Urdu included novels, short stories and plays for Pakistan Television and Radio Pakistan. He is the recipient of Presidential Pride of Performance and Sitara-i-Imtiaz awards for his everlasting services in the field of broadcasting and literary heritage of Pakistan.","extract_html":"
Ashfaq Ahmed was a Pakistani writer, playwright and broadcaster. His works in Urdu included novels, short stories and plays for Pakistan Television and Radio Pakistan. He is the recipient of Presidential Pride of Performance and Sita