{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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The Dallas Desperados were a professional arena football team based in Dallas, Texas. They played in the Eastern Division of the Arena Football League from 2002 to 2008.
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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