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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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