{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}

{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}

{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}

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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

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